April 29, 2003

November of '86

This one time, my 4th grade teacher, Ms. Carrie, tried to get me suspended for sucking 6th grade cock in the boy's room. I sold her phone number for $30 to a couple of Brazillians: El Gordo and Pepe the Hatchet Man. That was on a Tuesday in November of '86. No one's heard from Ms. Carrie since, but every once in a while I'll download something gruesome off of the internet involving some toothless whore without a nose doing unspeakable things to filthy South Americans, and I can catch a glimpse in her eye. A glimpse that reminds me of a pretty young woman who tried to teach me my multiplication tables. And then I laugh and I laugh... 

-by bigsleep666

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