In tribute to AGLIFF's presentation of Bad Girls Behind Bars tonight (Fri Oct 7 @ 9:30pm - Arbor), BigSleep666 & I are resurrecting Reform School Jill. So here's to you, all you Women in Prison fans...the reincarnation of that which shall never be laid to rest again:
1) Her bitches gathered 'round for storytime. "Yeah, I remember that time in Sing-Sing. Killed some bitch with a roll of fuckin' toilet paper," and then she spit on the new girl. It began...
2) "Yeah," slow drag from an unfiltered menthol, "my seventh cellmate was a bit of whiny bitch at first. Apparently, she was a drunk who just sorta ended up in the wrong cell. In less than four hours I turned her into a human toilet and had her lapping from puddles on the floor. She forgot all about her baby girl taken away by CPS and only cared about not making me unhappy. Yeah, she was good for about a week."
3) "Funny, because she wasn't always One-Eyed Bridget. Nah, when she walked in here she thought she was God's gift to Reform School. Slut had no fucking idea. Later in the showers I showed her that there's more than one use for a tampon."
October 07, 2005
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