Aviva

"Why did you try to kill her?!" all my cellmates asked, one day when I sent this girl to the medics in critical condition. And I'd reply, I didn't like her name: Aviva. What kinda hell of a name is 'Aviva' anyway?! And then, when people didn't understand how to spell her name, she would say 'A as in apple, V like Victory...' in this real singsong-y crap voice. Hell, if that ain't worth a good ass-kickin' then I don't know what is! The counselor said I was just displacing my anger due to having an average name. Needless to say, her and Aviva became roommates in icu later that same day...