April 06, 2003

Dirty Sanchez

Sometimes, when I get bored, I make my bitches fight. I would strap collars around their necks, dump the two of them in a hole, pour pigs blood on them, hurl a fistfull of hamburger at them, and then just start collecting bets from the other inmates. For a while Officer Peterson was the top-ranked bitch in my pen, until Juana Sanchez get sent here for grand theft auto. Damn, that Dirty Sanchez never fucked around and just got a grip on any orifice she could inside of fifteen seconds! I got one word for that girl: Ka-Ching!!

-by bigsleep666

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