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October 07, 2005
Bad Girls Behind Bars
In tribute to AGLIFF's presentation of Bad Girls Behind Bars tonight (Fri Oct 7 @ 9:30pm - Arbor), BigSleep666 & I are resurrecting Reform School Jill. So here's to you, all you Women in Prison fans...the reincarnation of that which shall never be laid to rest again:
1) Her bitches gathered 'round for storytime. "Yeah, I remember that time in Sing-Sing. Killed some bitch with a roll of fuckin' toilet paper," and then she spit on the new girl. It began...
2) "Yeah," slow drag from an unfiltered menthol, "my seventh cellmate was a bit of whiny bitch at first. Apparently, she was a drunk who just sorta ended up in the wrong cell. In less than four hours I turned her into a human toilet and had her lapping from puddles on the floor. She forgot all about her baby girl taken away by CPS and only cared about not making me unhappy. Yeah, she was good for about a week."
3) "Funny, because she wasn't always One-Eyed Bridget. Nah, when she walked in here she thought she was God's gift to Reform School. Slut had no fucking idea. Later in the showers I showed her that there's more than one use for a tampon."
1) Her bitches gathered 'round for storytime. "Yeah, I remember that time in Sing-Sing. Killed some bitch with a roll of fuckin' toilet paper," and then she spit on the new girl. It began...
2) "Yeah," slow drag from an unfiltered menthol, "my seventh cellmate was a bit of whiny bitch at first. Apparently, she was a drunk who just sorta ended up in the wrong cell. In less than four hours I turned her into a human toilet and had her lapping from puddles on the floor. She forgot all about her baby girl taken away by CPS and only cared about not making me unhappy. Yeah, she was good for about a week."
3) "Funny, because she wasn't always One-Eyed Bridget. Nah, when she walked in here she thought she was God's gift to Reform School. Slut had no fucking idea. Later in the showers I showed her that there's more than one use for a tampon."
May 02, 2003
Aviva
"Why did you try to kill her?!" all my cellmates asked, one day when I sent this girl to the medics in critical condition. And I'd reply, I didn't like her name: Aviva. What kinda hell of a name is 'Aviva' anyway?! And then, when people didn't understand how to spell her name, she would say 'A as in apple, V like Victory...' in this real singsong-y crap voice. Hell, if that ain't worth a good ass-kickin' then I don't know what is! The counselor said I was just displacing my anger due to having an average name. Needless to say, her and Aviva became roommates in icu later that same day...
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